Laughter is the best Medicine!

Comedy Time!

Q: How do you recognize Bunty's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board!

Q: Why was Bunty writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Bunty & Bublu got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Bublu without message. Angry Bublu calls Santa!
Bunty: Oye, this was a missed call


Bunty: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Bublu: Me too, after u leave.

Bunty was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Bunty: I think I'll take the money.

Bunty falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Bunty visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Bunty goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

Bunty & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Buntysays... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Bunty says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.

Bunty had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

Bunty: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Bublu: Y?
Bunty: Got upper berth.
Bublu: Y did'nt u try to Xchnge?
Bunty: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth.

Bunty was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

Bublu went to a girl and said "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there!

On a romantic date Bunty's girl friend asks him "Darling on our engagement, will you give me a ring?
He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number?

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Bunty: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....

Bunty: proposed to a girl......
Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'.
Bunty said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year.

Bunty was writing something very slowly.
Bublu asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
Bunty: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."